Night Diving Wooden Chair

Wooden chair, wooden chair

What the fuck are you doing there?

Playing tag with a swordfish?

Why are you naked?!

Wooden chair, wooden chair

Tell me how did you got there

You know you could have got hurt!

You should know your place!

People's asses on your face

You may call that a living

You could say it is an easy way!

But that is no life!

Wooden chair, wooden chair

You better get back here right now

We'll take it easy on you, yeah

Forget what you've seen

People's asses on your face

You may call that a living

You could say it's an easy way!

But that is no life!

You think we are all the same!

You're wrong, look at my serial number!

Mass-fabricated brainless clones?!

You're wrong, look at my serial number!

I might be wood but I'm not a marionette

I might be there but I am not yours

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